Oysters, down in Oyster Bay, do it.

[C.O.U.S.I.N.]

Meanwhile, we crossed the line on tumblr. Congrats to us! It's the greatest downfall since the Roman Empire. We're deep af. Just like this lamp.




theniftycat
Gifs from To Trap A Spy or from MFU’s pilot Solo. The scene is set at Napoleon’s flat.

NSFW HC

theparadoxmachine
I already reblogged this, but I just realized that Napoleon is eating oysters, which are thought to be useful as an aphrodisiac.
So they’re at his apartment. Alone. With a tray of food use to get you hot.
Also Boyfriend was looking over my shoulder and said the lamp looks like a sex toy. I think I’ve successfully got him shipping it.

(c)

@темы: слэш, 1 season, гиф, Illya Kuryakin, Napoleon Solo, NC-17

Comments

[Элеонора_Алва]

to be useful as an aphrodisiac

Who needs aphrodisiac when you have Illya?

the lamp looks like a sex toy

Poor thing... unless they use it together...

[C.O.U.S.I.N.]

Элеонора_Алва, there's surely a pretty wild scene to follow! Coffee, oysters, a long night...

[Элеонора_Алва]

C.O.U.S.I.N., and I bet it would be 21+
I can't even tell how I like Illya in that suit and how I dislike this Napoleon's... What is it? Jumper? Sweater? Nevermind, I want him to take it off

[C.O.U.S.I.N.]

Элеонора_Алва, nobody likes the thing(( But it's so comfy... and soft. Very good for hugging)) But he's better without it, oh yes)))
Oh, and this post is right what we need

[Элеонора_Алва]

Comfy but not sexy. Napoleon can wear it when he turns 60. Till then he's living sex god and should emphasize it)))
Aw, I like it. Guess I've read something about it and it was sweet and hot.

[C.O.U.S.I.N.]

Элеонора_Алва, I'm so deep in it I like almost everything Napoleon wears)) But true, true, this sweater needs to be off)))

[Элеонора_Алва]

[mrK]

ой-ой-ой как здорово, уютно-домашнее и предновогоднее

[Spiky]

Oh, and this post is right what we need

how gorgeous