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- What do you think?
- Very interesting.
Got a real «Queen of the Undead» thing goin' on.
- Of the body.
- Great body.
- The dead body?
- Not a clue.
«Men In Black»
- Very interesting.
Got a real «Queen of the Undead» thing goin' on.
- Of the body.
- Great body.
- The dead body?
- Not a clue.
«Men In Black»
Вам когда-нибудь хотелось прочитать полную биографию персонажа? Не просто скупые факты из "досье" про дату рождения, место учебы и работы, а узнать подробности, все смешные и интересные истории, которые случались с этим героем. Если да, то вы меня поймете.
В славном сериале "NCIS" есть такой чудесный персонаж, чьи офигительные истории меня покорили. Готова слушать их днем и ночью. К несчастью, другие персонажи сериала моих чувств не разделяют и всегда прерывают его рассказы. Очень грубо и некультурно.
Для тех, кто еще не знаком с сериалом, позвольте представить доктора Дональда Малларда, для своих - Даки.
Судмедэксперт, патологоанатом и самый милый персонаж из всех.
Некоторые факты биографии, которые нам сообщает сериал:
Даки - сын туманного Альбиона, а точнее, шотландец. Кто бы мог подумать!
Окончил медицинскую школу Эдинбургского университета (Edinburgh Medical College), какое-то время подумывал о карьере преподавателя, но "не смог представить себя читающим занудные лекции".
Разговаривает с покойниками, т.к. это "помогает наладить контакт". По мне так это не намного страннее, чем разговаривать с животными.
Водит поистине прекрасную машину - Morgan 4/4, который сам и восстановил. Замечу, что классических моделей Morgan усть 4 вида и выглядят они совершенно одинаково, разница только в моторе, точнее, в количестве цилиндров - от 4 до 8. Отсюда и разброс максимальных скоростей от 185 км/ч для модели 4/4 до 250 км/ч для plus 8. Производство начато в 1936 г. и продолжается до сих пор, что является абсолютным мировым рекордом. Этому шикарному авто я посвящу отдельный пост, уж больно хороша
Заядлый гольфист, а во время учебы играл в крикет.
Живет с мамой, страдающей старческим слабоумием, и кучей невероятно умильных корги. Я так и не смогла их пересчитать, они слишком шустрые и мимимишные
Меломан: любит классическую музыку и балет, а так же "Android Lust".
Бабочки и подтяжки - это круто!
Вежлив и куртуазен, хотя считает себя из-за этого шовинистом. Но на самом деле, весь его шовинизм проявляется в умении быть галантным и стремлении помочь даме. Почти забытое искусство, увы
У него есть кое-что от Ильи Курякина: женщины считают его милым, хотя со временем формулировка немного изменилась. Теперь про него было сказано: "You’re cute. You’ve got no chance, but you’re cute".
Много забавных моментов из первого сезона
DUCKY: That man is an imbecile. He shouldn’t be a school crossing guard!
GIBBS: Haven’t heard you this pissed, since you shoved that French flic off a cliff, Duck.
JACKSON: You shoved a French cop over a cliff?
DUCKY: There was a lake below.
GIBBS: Sixty feet below.
DUCKY: … different refreshments. I remember one. Where was it, New Guinea or Timor? Whatever the case, the natives had this delightfully refreshing drink. It wasn’t ‘til years later I discovered it was made from a mixture of rum punch and water buffalo urine. To Abby, please, Gerald. They’d never seen a white man and my life was in jeopardy until…
FULLER: (overlap) I’ve got to report in.
(FULLER WALKS)
DUCKY: Oh well. You’ll enjoy this, Commander. As I was saying, my life was in jeopardy until I cured the chief’s wife of a terrible yeast infection.
DUCKY: You know post mortem details could be extremely revealing. Remember that case four years ago, where the young Marine was buried in an ant hill up to his neck?
GIBBS: Duck, eight years ago. How did he die?
DUCKY: Oh, it can’t be eight years. No, I know it wasn’t. Four years ago your third wife hit you over the head with a baseball bat. I distinctly remember the ant-eaten Marine on the table there when I stitched you up.
DUCKY: It’s an automatic reflex when one’s a golfer, Abigail.
ABBY: Please don’t call me Abigail.
DUCKY: Then don’t yell “fore” when I have a niblick in my hand.
ABBY: A niblick? Sounds like a sex act.
DUCKY: Yes, that’s what I thought it was the first time I heard the term. A niblick is what a nine iron used to be called when golf was the province of Scottish nobles, not the democratic lovely walk spoiled by the weekend duffer.
DUCKY: You weren’t suffocated by a pillow. Poisoned, perhaps? Well, we’ll soon see. You’ll tell Ducky everything eventually. They all do, you know.
DUCKY: I have photographs of every cricket team I ever played on from second form all the way through to the upper sixth. You see in our last year we made the division finals. Grant you I was only on the reserve. [...] You should have seen me in my whites. I was rather handsome even if I do say so myself.
DUCKY: I don’t see Channel №5.
ABBY: Does anyone wear that anymore?
DUCKY: My mother does.
ABBY: Really?
DUCKY: Ever since Marilyn Monroe confessed that Channel №5 was all she wore to bed.
ABBY: So… does your mother…?
DUCKY: Unfortunately yes. Makes for terribly awkward slumber parties.
DUCKY: Ah, necessity, the mother of invention. I suspect the inventors of Super Glue never imagined that when heated up and applied to surfaces in gaseous forms, its bonding capabilities would enable us to obtain fingerprints from a human leg.
ABBY: I like that commercial where the guy puts Super Glue on his hardhat and then glued his head to the beam and hung there. I tried that with my little brother.
DUCKY: I sense this anecdote doesn’t have a storybook ending.
ABBY: It does if you like your stories to end with bald seven year olds. He still gets mad when I call him Kojak.
DUCKY: Well, given how straight and clean the cut was, it was almost certainly some kind of power saw. I wonder if they still have the Eurail pass. Yeah. In the summer of my eighteenth year, my grandfather gave me a Eurail pass to celebrate my advancement to University. I traveled to nine different countries. Met an Austrian girl named Giselle, who left her fingerprints on my heart, visited all the major museums of Europe. The artwork was extraordinary. Da Vinci, Rembrandt, Van Gogh, Renoir, Botticelli…
DUCKY: And that brings me to Christy Brown, the Irish poet and painter. Yes, he suffered from cerebral palsy. Learned to paint with his foot. Quite remarkable. He wrote an autobiography, “My Left Foot,” which became an exceptional film starring Daniel Day Lewis.
ARI: How do you alert visitors when conducting infectious autopsy?
DUCKY: We hang a decomposing body in the corridor.
DUCKY: Yeah well as they say in the high country markets of Sri Lanka, there’s more than one way to skin a mongoose. Actually, there are three.
DUCKY: The lifetime odds of dying from a fall like this are roughly the equivalent of the odds of dying from a collision with an asteroid.
GIBBS: And?
DUCKY: What kind of person would I be if I had this knowledge and I didn’t share it with you?
DUCKY: Ice cream’s here!
TONY: Thank god! I’m starving!
GIBBS: Duck, what are you doing here? It’s the middle of the night.
DUCKY: How could I be at home in my warm and comfortable bed knowing my brethren were here toiling away in the name of national security?
GIBBS: Couldn’t sleep, huh?
DUCKY: Not a wink.
GIBBS: Neighbors again?
DUCKY: Or as I like to refer to them, the devil’s spawn.
GIBBS: Well, it’s good to see you, Duck. We could use a new pair of eyes around here.
DUCKY: I’m afraid the freshness date on my eyes expired a while back. However, I do have corrective lenses.
DUCKY: This reminds me of a butcher I met in China.
JIMMY: He murdered someone and chopped up the body?
DUCKY: No, no. Claimed his big toe could predict earthquakes. Said it tingled for hours before a quake struck anywhere in the world. Left foot. Yes, when I assured him that many seismic events occur daily all around the globe, he became very excited – said that explained why his big toe always tingled.
JIMMY: Did you point out the fallacy of his logic, Doctor?
DUCKY: Oh, no no no. He was so happy. I hadn’t the heart.
JIMMY: Are you making this up, Doctor Mallard?
DUCKY: Good grief, no. When one spends one’s career traveling around the globe, one has an unlimited supply of mysterious and intriguing tales.
Осторожно ныряем под кат, там море красоты, но лишь малая часть того океана, который я планирую показать
Приглашаю всех желающих присоединиться к собиранию милых фактов о Даки, только чур без спойлеров)))