Oysters, down in Oyster Bay, do it.

[rumuncle]

Meanwhile, we crossed the line on tumblr. Congrats to us! It's the greatest downfall since the Roman Empire. We're deep af. Just like this lamp.




theniftycat
Gifs from To Trap A Spy or from MFU’s pilot Solo. The scene is set at Napoleon’s flat.

NSFW HC

theparadoxmachine
I already reblogged this, but I just realized that Napoleon is eating oysters, which are thought to be useful as an aphrodisiac.
So they’re at his apartment. Alone. With a tray of food use to get you hot.
Also Boyfriend was looking over my shoulder and said the lamp looks like a sex toy. I think I’ve successfully got him shipping it.

(c)