Waverly: Not every pair of spies can be like Mr. Solo and Mr. Kuryakin.
Napoleon: who wants to share a best friend sundae???
Illya: me! me! i do!

Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?
— Alexander Waverly (to Illya and Napoleon)

Napoleon: Look! Illya's even wearing his formal leather jacket.
Illya: It's the one without any blood on it.

Napoleon: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Waverly: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

Napoleon: That guy wanted to buy you a drink.
Illya: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

Napoleon: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Illya: Which one? I can't do both.
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